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The Northeast Region

Upshifting

By Bruce Hauben, Bruce993@PorscheNet.com
NOR'EASTER Online - February 2003

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Unless you've been climbing Mt. Everest without your satellite system for the past year you're well aware of the various special interest groups that have been lobbying against and denouncing any vehicle that doesn't get 50 miles per gallon. It seems that one of these groups' crusade has even taken on overt, religious tones...but I'm not going into that quicksand, no way.

It probably wouldn't do any good to suggest to these people that it's impossible to tow a trailer with a car, or two cars, or a boat, with a Toyota Prius because they'd just tell you to get rid of the track car and trailer. Hell, a good friend (I'll never tell) can even have you rolling on the floor with laughter relating his first trailering experience with a Discovery II. I was with him going to Canada and remember that the front end was so high off the road that he had to steer by either dragging his feet or his passenger's feet. He quickly traded that dog for a good truck.
   
Anyway, giving the devil her due, it is a scientific fact, according to Dr. Farouk El-Baz - and a myriad of other scientists - that the carbon dioxide content of our atmosphere is definitely increasing. Joyce and I had the pleasure of listening to Dr. El-Baz (a geologist by training), Director and Research Professor of the Center for Remote Sensing at BU, last night at The Museum of Science as part of The Museum's 'Quest for Immortality' exhibit, showing the largest selection of antiquities ever loaned by Egypt for exhibition in North America. He has spent the past twenty summers in the North African desert studying the geologic evolution of the region.
   
He was a fascinating speaker and showed through satellite pictures and high altitude x-rays (the radiation of the x-rays will penetrate extremely dry sand and showed ancient river beds now 20+ feet below the desert surface) the changes from wet to dry to wet periods of from 5,000 to 20,000 years each. A very short time in geologists' frames of reference.
   
When it came time for Q&A I asked, "If there were no SUVs, smoke stack industries and other modern day polluting influences to create 'global warming' 5,000 years ago, what caused these wet to dry changes?" "Good question", he said, and went on, "Little changes in the earth's rotation around the sun and angle of it's own axis, suns spot activity, and volcanic activity are the main causes of these dry to wet cycles." Further, "What we humans are contributing to the carbon dioxide content of the atmosphere is infinitesimal...in geologic and scientific magnitude."
   
Sooooo, we can drive our SUVs and trucks in comfort knowing that we're not going to cause the Northern African desert to flood in our life time.
   
The Track Committee has put together an excellent series of DE events for the 2003 season with four (4) events in Canada at Mosport and Mont Tremblant, three (3) of them on weekends. These are wonderful, world-class tracks in lovely vacation areas where the whole family can have a fun time.
   
There is absolutely no reason for any driver, new or experienced, to have any trepidations about 'crossing the border'. There was a recent front-page article in The Boston Globe about the long lines of trucks waiting at the border crossings for many hours. Our rigs, even though we may call them 'trucks,' for those of you towing, do NOT fall into the commercial truck category. Our rigs use the normal passenger vehicle lanes just like the big RV buses and little Priuses and you'll zip right through customs, no problem.
   
I've made the crossing four (4) times since 9/11/2001 and I don't think it's ever taken more than 15 minutes, and usually only 5 minutes. Just remember, DON'T get in line behind the 18 wheel commercial rigs, as that will take you several hours. Don't hesitate to contact me for further information on the Mosport and/or Mont Tremblant venues. 
   
April 13, 2003 is our first ever NER Instructor/Advanced Driver Seminar, to be given by a Skip Barber Racing (Driving) School professional. The morning session is aimed at Instructors and those with thoughts of becoming an instructor. Following lunch provided by Ira Porsche, the afternoon session will discuss advanced driving techniques and concepts, and is open to all PCA/BMWCCA drivers. 
   
You'll find further details elsewhere in this issue and on line at www.PorscheNet.com/SkipBarber.html. If you're considering the morning session as an aspiring Instructor, please contact me to find out if you qualify.
   
And speaking about Instructors, we're always looking for new mentoring candidates to become Instructors. Bill Chadwick our Chief of Instructor Development would love to hear from you at InstructorDevelopment@PorscheNet.com if you have any thoughts about joining the NER Instructor corps. Remember that you may enter the Mentoring program before you have the requisite number of track days in the Black run group. That way, you're preparing for and gaining the necessary experience to be an Instructor while fulfilling the track days required.
   
Joyce and I are off to Daytona for The Rolex 24 to root on both Mark Greenberg's #99 also driven by Barry Brensinger and Kevin Buckler's #66. Are those numbers a coincidence? It should be an exciting time in the pits and I'm sure you'll be reading about it in the next issue from both Dave and me.

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