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Porsche Club of America
The Northeast Region

Upshifting

By Bruce Hauben, Bruce993@PorscheNet.com
NOR'EASTER Online - August 2004

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Having recently returned from our second DE event of the year at Mont Tremblant I have to report that it was a fantastic event...from all perspectives. While the track was the major part of the event, we can't overlook the village of Mt. Tremblant and the Blues Festival itself.
  
The array and mix of marques in all run groups at the track made for very interesting driving. There were 3 open wheel Spec Racers of different classes, a Monte Carlo "Stock Car", 4 996 GT 3s, several Mustang GTs, 4 996 GT3 Cups, a 996 GT 2, and 9 BMW M 3s not to mention the usually cast of 993 and 996 twin turbos, 911s, WRXs etc., etc. Many regions limit their DEs to only the Porsche marque while NER has for many years invited all cars of recognized car clubs. There's no question that this "open" invitation brings many drivers to our events as they have far more limited opportunities to drive on our world-class tracks than do our Porsche drivers. Frankly, it makes the driving experience more fun, more varied and interesting.
   
What the track committee (TC) does in putting on these events is not rocket science, but to do it properly does take an eagle eye view towards "customer service". We're not the only PCA region out there running events at the tracks we go to, and having used NHIS exclusively for so many years we're now playing catch-up to those regions that have been driving at these tracks for many years. So the TC does their best to go the extra mile making the events seamless and hopefully better than those of other regions. Communication is a major part of this "client" oriented effort. There is extensive communication, before, during and following the event so both novices and jaded old timers do not feel left out and know what's going on. Following are a few comments from this event, which are typical of all NER events.
 
   "Great event!"  --Fred & Deb Seebeck
   " Thank you, a very well-run, enjoyable event.  --Bill Newby, M.D.
   "...the event was a blast. The track is fun long and challenging. The people who I met were all helpful, more than willing to pass on driving tips and techniques. Instructor was excellent. Accommodations were great and this is the first event my wife accompanied me on. We are both looking forward to returning next summer."  --Brian Law
   "Always a good time!  Keep up the good work; it's much appreciated!" --Greg Ames
   I've attended A LOT of these DEs over the years with many different clubs & this was one of the best!  Great track, great crowd, very well run, just a great event!"     --Larry Leff


This brings us to the best part of the event from my perspective...and by way of full disclosure I must tell you that neither Joyce nor I were driving as the RS America is in the shop after a heavy crash at the WGI Club Race. OK....I did drive a friend's car once and of course rode with many drivers as Chief Driving Instructor. Joyce spent her time working control in the Tower, not even riding. So if we had been driving our perspective may have been a little different. 
   
We're major Blues and Jazz fans and hearing only the first night's bands and singers I wished that we had made plans to stay longer than that first Friday night...and we will next year. The groups we heard reminded me and reinforced the concept that it's not only the groups one knows that may be great to hear.
   
While waiting for dinner companions we listened to Angel Forrest, a female vocalist right out of the Janis Joplin mold but able to project sensitivity when a tune called for it. Her lead guitarist was an outstanding acoustic (amplified) player, one of the best I've heard. During dinner at the top of the hill near the stage we listened to David Rotundo - a harmonica led band - and Room Full of Blues, a well-known Rhode Island based jump blues band that has spawned many top leaders i.e. Ronnie Earle, Duke Robilard, and Greg Picolo. And that was only the first night. The following Saturday and Sunday one could have od'd on constant music between noon and 10 PM on 5 different outdoor stages, many playing concurrently, followed at 11PM to indoors at the various clubs and bars around The Village. So we'll extend out visit next year for several days after the July LCMT DE event.
  
On an interesting non-driving note, a 34-year-old Indianapolis bail bondsman named Kerry Edwards is today auctioning on line his registered Internet marker, "kerryedwards.com" and the bidding starts at $150,000. The bail bondsman has had the URL for three years now and has been using it "to put my kid's pictures up for my mother in Florida." There's found money if ever the term was appropriate.
   
Earlier this year, a Vancouver teenager named Michael Rowe became a folk hero to many as he fought Microsoft for the right to call his site, “MikeRoweSoft.com". Guess he didn't fight very hard as he gave up the name in exchange for Microsoft making a charitable donation (an undisclosed non-profit and amount) and giving him an X-Box video game and tour of the plant.

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children this age, this is not funny
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:

Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding)

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy   wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
10. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
11. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
12. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do
13. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
15. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
16. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
17. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
18. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
19. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
20. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. 
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